I had to log on to that fucking NASTY forum for these so y'all better fucking enjoy them.
A PM he sent to me:
"Hello gay gents and straight gents. Allow me to be the first to say that I have had 8 coronas. Working on 4 more, just taking a break due to eating Chinese rice, which is very good. Its tasty as f*ck. Anyway...
WTF was with that Apoillina comment. I was talking to her and she was like "Why are you even talking to me, we ****ed each other on twdf and I got pregnant with Glenn and Tyereese. That's right, I'm having twins kennyisalive94, and that's right, they're characters from the shot, mutha ****a bish-bitch." I was like, who. Slow down. You're pregnant so I have to shoot you. (shoots her)
Anyway, I don't know who the FACH Negan kills, but it better not be Abraham. It can be Morgan or Daryl, hopefully Daryl.
Also, Raffi, honey, babydaddy, why did you cheat on me? YES, Chris Evans is cute, and yes he deserves a good ****. And I mean a good ****, like a **** up in the ass. Like a goooood ****, yaknow? But like, why did you cheat? We had this whole stable relationship, and you ruined it by getting Chris Evans Pregant(even tho hes not a girl) Like, why man? WHy destroy something so good?
Anyway, I could rant about Raffi cheating on me for hours, but I iz gottaaz leavez, so latter bishes. I'm probably going to drink these 4 coronas I have left(after eating this chineese rice) and then be even drunker than I am now, lol, and watch a movie or paly mass effect or jack off or some shit. Something lik that. You know.
Anwayz, bye-bye birdie.
Also, I hope that season 7 of TWD covers March to War and season 8 covers All Out War. And Abraham should f*cking live fur mother f*cking ever. Michael Cudlitz forever mann.
Anwayz, REPLY T MEH. Or at least have sex or suck a *****. You know, do SOMETHING exciting with your lif, geez...
Also, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is actually a really good casting choice for Negan. I'm excited to see his potrayel, and his potrayel of being a guy with a bat, thjat beats Daryl to death with a bat. That should be a good fun thing.
Hope this massage duidnt dissapoint."
A PM he sent to z-mom and then horn:
"I'm messaging you and Horn because I found your comments a little insulting. Why do you think I have an edge? I'm just believing in myself and planning out ideas to score with a girl. You were both acting like my username is something I would go by in real life. Like, nope, it's a username. I'm obviously not going to go by "clit expert" in real life. Nick has perverted usernames all the time, so why does it matter if I do?
i can be a gentleman and be casual and nice to girls in real life, but the internet is where I want to be no-bullshit and have fun. It just seemed like you and horn were putting me down because I'm a straight guy. So what if I talk about girls and have that username? It's an internet website.
Also, I ask that you don't mention this conversation on the cbox, but a lot of members like to analyze every little thing I do on this forum and insult it, and it's annoying."
"Um
I think we should talk. Nothing big, I'm just wanting to have an adult conversation about something.
i went back to the cbox and saw your and Z-moms comments about me, and frankly, found them to be a little needlessly insulting. You said "Spencer's pretty sure of himself" like its a bad thing to be confident. What did I do exactly that you had an issue with? When you say that, you might as well say "spencer believes he can get laid but I don't think he can do it." Like, gee thanks for the support.
And what's wrong with my username? It's an online username, who cares what it is. You were acting like I'm going to call myself clit expert in real life. Um, no, im obviously not going to go around in real life calling myself "clit expert". No one in their right mind would go by that nickname in real life, that's the beauty of usernames. I mean, nick has dirty usernames all the time and no one says anything, but when I do it you talk about it like its bad. It's just a username, lol.
And I know I said "I'm going to get *****" but there's nothing wrong with saying that, that's kind of how a lot of straight guys talk. I'm a feminist and believe in sexual equality, but am still going to talk like that.
It's like one moment, 2 people are my friends, and the next moment they put me down and talk about how I can't get with a girl just because I left the room. I don't get it. I'm pretty nice to you and am nice to girls in real life, so why make those comments? They're a little insulting.
Also, I'd appreciate if you don't mention this message on the cbox. I don't mind being the butt end of everyone's jokes on there, but they do take it too far sometimes, and if you tell them I messaged you, they'll have a field day with it for about 6 hours. I don't see how I'm being too sensitive at all, just calling things out the way I see them."