Like Captain Kirk and the Kobayashi Maru, I will defeat this no-win scenario by redefining the parameters at an acceptable level.
All three with Negan. Of course.
The other two can watch, though, if we want to up the kink factor in this.
lol, we think alike, I figured do them all with Negan too, start with the BJ then on to missionary and finish off with doggie style. And the Gov and Gareth, well, I'd have Gareth finger the Gov's eye socket, and then they could play butcher & cattle together. Gareth could be the butcher and use his cleaver to split the Gov in two, lol. somebody should suggest as the 3 choices Page Dee Jama yeah, someone should suggest them.