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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 3:35:36 GMT
Thank the Lord my ass wasn't itching, whew! Now all the boobs line up on the left, and I'll scratch you. Page, Jama, you two first. lol <eagerly jumps in line> >puts on shoulder length latex gloves of the veterinarian use only variety, secures at top with industrial rubber bands, snaps gloved fingers one by one and wiggles them, slides on safety glasses< Allright Jama, I'm ready for anything!
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Post by JAMA on Mar 14, 2017 3:38:51 GMT
>puts on shoulder length latex gloves of the veterinarian use only variety, secures at top with industrial rubber bands, snaps gloved fingers one by one and wiggles them, slides on safety glasses< Allright Jama, I'm ready for anything! Oooooh! I see what's really happening now. Jama read between the lines. Jama smart. So smart. <pulls down pants, turns around, bends over>
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 3:41:20 GMT
>puts on shoulder length latex gloves of the veterinarian use only variety, secures at top with industrial rubber bands, snaps gloved fingers one by one and wiggles them, slides on safety glasses< Allright Jama, I'm ready for anything! Oooooh! I see what's really happening now. Jama read between the lines. Jama smart. So smart. <pulls down pants, turns around, bends over> >zmom hides lube, sticks hand in ice water, giggles like a school girl< Ok Jama, you may feel a slight chill and a stretching sensation....
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Post by thehainted on Mar 14, 2017 12:48:31 GMT
First, ADORABLE!!! Okay, local legends... We have a few, but the best one was debunked supposedly so I'll put what it is here and you guys can see what you think. There's a road that's a little bit more out in the "country" if you will, that's got trees all growing away from it. There are of course, the usual "Satanic cult" rumors and devil worship and blah blah. Apparently my college alma mater newspaper did an investigation on it and seemed to think the trees were only growing that way due to the power lines. I've never seen them in person, but there is a picture on this site, not sure of the date (I can't see any power lines right in the vicinity of the trees in that pic). The rest of the local legends are all here: www.weirdus.com/states/pennsylvania/local_legends/devils_road/It is not so much the lines but the line men that keep trees from a line. They may have been pruned and the line taken down or moved later. I see a lot of this where I live. It is spooky to stand in my yard and look down the mountain and it looks like a path of trees bowing to nothing.
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Post by thehainted on Mar 14, 2017 12:50:48 GMT
Oooooh! I see what's really happening now. Jama read between the lines. Jama smart. So smart. <pulls down pants, turns around, bends over> >zmom hides lube, sticks hand in ice water, giggles like a school girl< Ok Jama, you may feel a slight chill and a stretching sensation.... Jama, do't let them probe you!....or at least make them work for it, you know flowers, compliments or lobster.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 17:33:45 GMT
>zmom hides lube, sticks hand in ice water, giggles like a school girl< Ok Jama, you may feel a slight chill and a stretching sensation.... Jama, do't let them probe you!....or at least make them work for it, you know flowers, compliments or lobster. do you think we can get to the bottom of what makes Jama tick if we probe him deep enough? You know what I mean, his essence so to speak? also, I have no lobster, just spaghetti O's.
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Post by thehainted on Mar 14, 2017 18:42:57 GMT
Jama, do't let them probe you!....or at least make them work for it, you know flowers, compliments or lobster. do you think we can get to the bottom of what makes Jama tick if we probe him deep enough? You know what I mean, his essence so to speak? also, I have no lobster, just spaghetti O's. sketti o's work with the right lighting and some mood music......
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Post by tink on Mar 14, 2017 20:11:21 GMT
Is the essence of Jama stored in his ass then?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 22:54:45 GMT
Is the essence of Jama stored in his ass then? Weirdo. I think he markets it as perfume... or that fly bait you put in fly traps to attract them, so I guess that would be fly perfume.
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