JAMA
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Post by JAMA on Mar 12, 2017 10:39:14 GMT
Spring forward? It sounds super duper positive, right? WRONG!
The Man just took, no stole, an hour of our lives away from us! Why are we NOT outraged by this!?!?!
"But Jama... We'll get that hour back in the fall so it's all good bro. Make love not war homey." Is probably something I'll hear from somebody like, I dunno, probably Ska! Or maybe Jay Bonerslinger, or whatever his name is.
Well let me tell YOU something home-skillets! Our internal clocks give ZERO fucks about robbing Peter to pay Paul. Sleep deprivation is not cool man. NOT COOL
"But Jama, we get an extra hour of light" WRONG BITCHES! We don't get an extra hour of light. The time that the sun is out just shifts by one hour. This isn't some kind of Harry Potter magic spell that breaks the laws of physics and gives us extra light just because we changed our clocks from 2:00 AM to 3:00 AM. Gawd! Go take a shower and clear your heads, hippies!
The farmers don't give a shit about this, our government doesn't save any energy, there's no point or relevance to having DST. We're just shifting time but there's no benefit. It's madness!
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dee
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Post by dee on Mar 12, 2017 11:07:43 GMT
You know, you didn't have to wake up at 1:59 am to wait till 2:00 am so you could move your clock forward to 3:00 am Joely.
Time does suck though.
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tink
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Post by tink on Mar 12, 2017 12:14:03 GMT
Daylight Saving Time is pointless stupidity. It serves no earth;y purpose anymore. I have no hairy balls but offer up Jama's if that's what it takes to get rid of this madness.
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dee
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Post by dee on Mar 12, 2017 12:16:30 GMT
Daylight Saving Time is pointless stupidity. It serves no earth;y purpose anymore. I have no hairy balls but offer up Jama's if that's what it takes to get rid of this madness. I've heard there is plenty to go around. |
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danae
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Post by danae on Mar 12, 2017 12:44:06 GMT
Daylight Saving Time is pointless stupidity. It serves no earth;y purpose anymore. I have no hairy balls but offer up Jama's if that's what it takes to get rid of this madness. I agree.....pointless and stupid. Not to mention that my first two cups of coffee were consumed while still dark. That is okay for the first cup of coffee, but NOT the second. I want to watch the sun rise while sipping my elixir of the morning. I cannot help that I am a morning person and wake before the birds. And what say you JAMA, ready to offer up those hairy balls? |
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Post by dee on Mar 12, 2017 12:59:00 GMT
Hey Everybody look on the bright side.
You are all an hour closer to Dee time.
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Cavedeth
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Post by Cavedeth on Mar 12, 2017 18:19:03 GMT
Agreed. Just shift everything up an hour and leave it there. I like the later sundown!
Still fucked up today, probably will be for days!
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JAMA
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Post by JAMA on Mar 12, 2017 19:13:13 GMT
Daylight Saving Time is pointless stupidity. It serves no earth;y purpose anymore. I have no hairy balls but offer up Jama's if that's what it takes to get rid of this madness. I agree.....pointless and stupid. Not to mention that my first two cups of coffee were consumed while still dark. That is okay for the first cup of coffee, but NOT the second. I want to watch the sun rise while sipping my elixir of the morning. I cannot help that I am a morning person and wake before the birds. And what say you JAMA , ready to offer up those hairy balls? ^^^^  I'm glad to know that Tink and Danae are more interested in my hairy balls being offered up as some type of "blood sacrifice". Clearly I am in way over my head here. Next year year, I'll just make a thread called "I don't like DST" and leave my hairy balls out of it. Lesson learned. lol |
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Post by heriotoffire on Mar 13, 2017 8:07:17 GMT
it's the single positive thing about winter. I don't get the fuss about this.
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thehainted
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Post by thehainted on Mar 13, 2017 14:25:04 GMT
Daylight savings time can fall dick first into a bear trap! I swear to Satan this is awful!....I swear to Satan as my mother said it is not nice to swear to God.  |
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Jazzy
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Post by Jazzy on Mar 14, 2017 17:16:45 GMT
What? I hate day lights savings and will fight anyone who thinks it's a good idea.
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Post by wickedjenИ on Mar 15, 2017 16:58:32 GMT
I heart this thread <3
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Post by thehainted on Mar 15, 2017 17:03:27 GMT
The best way to deal is stay up very late and get up real early. Been doing that for a few days and I don't even know where I am now....copping mechanisms for the win!
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