Post by JAMA on Mar 3, 2017 4:02:11 GMT
Are they all super dumb or what?
Case in point... My wife USED to be a blonde. She was as dumb as a BOX OF ROCKS!
Anyway, so she's just living her blonde and dumb life without any thoughts.... ANY THOUGHTS. Then all of a sudden, she's all like "Hey hun, like, I think I'm totally preggers or something. Like, I keep barfing and stuff and um, like I hate eating cooked meat." Nine months later, she pops out a kid and her hair turns to a dark blonde. Then a couple of years later, she pops out another kid and her hair gets a little darker. Then 4 years later, another kid.... her hair is now FULL BLOWN BROWN!!!
But here's the rub.... She ain't stupid anymore. No! She's actually quite smart. Maybe smarter than me. She makes tons of money, and she makes good money at a normal job, not like modeling or selling those fucking candles or Mary Kay or homemade bracelets or those other "dumb blonde" types of jobs. Like giving blow jobs... Something blondes actually are smart at. No! She has A REAL JOB!
The point here, is she was once blonde AND stupid. Now she's NOT BLONDE and SMART. Coincidence? I think not!
Boy, I sure do miss the days when I could tap on Mrs. Jama's left shoulder and then move over to her right side and she would think that a ghost was living in our house.
Or that one time when I asked her to have sex with me completely under the sheet covers and when she agreed, I gave her a Dutch Oven and then jumped out and held her inside of the sheets until she cried, only for me to find out that she was crying because she thought I didn't think she was pretty enough to have sex with.
Or that one time when we were watching WWE and I told her that I was stronger than Brock Lesnar and I could prove it by giving her an F-5 and she let me do it just because she wanted to brag to her girlfriends that her hubby was stronger than Brock Lesnar!!!
Or even that one time when we went to Disneyland and I told her that if you stare at Mickey Mouse too long, he'll rape her in her sleep. She wouldn't look at Mickey the entire trip. lol. Good times!
Sadly, those days are over. Her and her brown hair got wise to my shenanigans.
Case in point... My wife USED to be a blonde. She was as dumb as a BOX OF ROCKS!
Anyway, so she's just living her blonde and dumb life without any thoughts.... ANY THOUGHTS. Then all of a sudden, she's all like "Hey hun, like, I think I'm totally preggers or something. Like, I keep barfing and stuff and um, like I hate eating cooked meat." Nine months later, she pops out a kid and her hair turns to a dark blonde. Then a couple of years later, she pops out another kid and her hair gets a little darker. Then 4 years later, another kid.... her hair is now FULL BLOWN BROWN!!!
But here's the rub.... She ain't stupid anymore. No! She's actually quite smart. Maybe smarter than me. She makes tons of money, and she makes good money at a normal job, not like modeling or selling those fucking candles or Mary Kay or homemade bracelets or those other "dumb blonde" types of jobs. Like giving blow jobs... Something blondes actually are smart at. No! She has A REAL JOB!
The point here, is she was once blonde AND stupid. Now she's NOT BLONDE and SMART. Coincidence? I think not!
Boy, I sure do miss the days when I could tap on Mrs. Jama's left shoulder and then move over to her right side and she would think that a ghost was living in our house.
Or that one time when I asked her to have sex with me completely under the sheet covers and when she agreed, I gave her a Dutch Oven and then jumped out and held her inside of the sheets until she cried, only for me to find out that she was crying because she thought I didn't think she was pretty enough to have sex with.
Or that one time when we were watching WWE and I told her that I was stronger than Brock Lesnar and I could prove it by giving her an F-5 and she let me do it just because she wanted to brag to her girlfriends that her hubby was stronger than Brock Lesnar!!!
Or even that one time when we went to Disneyland and I told her that if you stare at Mickey Mouse too long, he'll rape her in her sleep. She wouldn't look at Mickey the entire trip. lol. Good times!
Sadly, those days are over. Her and her brown hair got wise to my shenanigans.
