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Post by page on Mar 12, 2017 19:28:39 GMT
We're going to have a competition. Who can do the best JAMA impersonation. The prize? A walking dead t-shirt. No joke. Whoever does the best Jama will receive a t-shirt. If the winner is from Australia, no dice. You know what shipping costs to Australia? Best case scenario, I'll try to purchase from an Australian website and get it delivered to you that way. Worst case scenario, if I can't get you your prize, you get bragging rights. Your entry has to be at least 150 words and no cheating. You can't be like, "I have a very very very very very massive jamaboner! YASSSSS!!!" I don't qualify for the prize but I may partake because I love to make fun of Jama. Also, we have to have at least 15 entries. Cuz you know. What's the point if we can't make fun of him to the point where he'll need therapy? Let the games begin! |
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Post by JAMA on Mar 12, 2017 20:01:09 GMT
Uhhhh. Shouldn't I be judging this shit or something to determine a winner? You don't see me making rules for a competition about you where I tell people I'm going to give them a prize for how many hot dogs they can stuff up their asses. Although I would totally win that one.
Hot tip for a really good Jama impression.... Do an LOL at the end of at least two sentences. Also.... <---- do those too bitches! lol
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Post by page on Mar 12, 2017 20:12:50 GMT
Uhhhh. Shouldn't I be judging this shit or something to determine a winner? You don't see me making rules for a competition about you where I tell people I'm going to give them a prize for how many hot dogs they can stuff up their asses. Although I would totally win that one. Hot tip for a really good Jama impression.... Do an LOL at the end of at least two sentences. Also.... <---- do those too bitches! lol We're all judging, you fucking dictator. And stop giving hints, you cheater. Gawd. You ruined the whole game! Ruining is reserved for Christmas and thanksgiving. LOL.... Jeez! |
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Post by jen on Mar 12, 2017 20:13:13 GMT
I refuse to believe someone can even come close to impersonating the one and only Jamalama, but I can't wait to watch you all fail miserably LOL. No but seriously page why even try, I mean I've honed this personality for 40 odd years. This level of perfection simply can't be impersonated with 150 characters. Is this 150 characters yet? I don't have time for this, I am the one and only Jama, I got shit to do. Jama out!
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Post by page on Mar 12, 2017 20:26:29 GMT
I refuse to believe someone can even come close to impersonating the one and only Jamalama, but I can't wait to watch you all fail miserably LOL. No but seriously page why even try, I mean I've honed this personality for 40 odd years. This level of perfection simply can't be impersonated with 150 characters. Is this 150 characters yet? I don't have time for this, I am the one and only Jama, I got shit to do. Jama out! Nice work. I'm gonna pull a @jonesy LMAO!!! |
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Post by danae on Mar 12, 2017 20:31:11 GMT
a competition about JAMA? No way you hippie bitches could ever embody all the goodness that is the JAMAinator I can hear you bitches already, whining "150 words? but that's so haaard" You got it right you wienershcnitzels, it is hard, like a diamond cut JAMA-arama ding a ling and covered in bling boner! Go ahead, try to find my essence. None of you can ever hope to spread the smell of love like I can. None of you will ever know the kink ass joy of popcorn butter lube as I do. Try to lasso those words that make PepperAnn my sweet ginger nemesis fall to my feet and exclaim the only response she knows - LMAO. Proceed in your attempts to undo all the good I have done in making Danae believe that I adore her silly Jesus crush - LOL. Little does that crazed woman know that I, JAMA PAJAMA, am in fact, JESUS. That I, above all others, wield my power over her like a sadistic yet lavishly clothed puppet master. Go ahead, give your best shot bitches, it cannot be done. I dare each of you. I double dare you all. You flaming bitches are going down like a whore on a saturday night at the stroke of midnight. Fin page I respectfully submit my entry |
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Post by slw2082 on Mar 12, 2017 20:31:31 GMT
Jama impression huh?
Well you see no one can compare to the one and only Jama123. Jama is the best, the greatest. However good you think you might be, multiply that by ten, no one hundred, no one thousand and you still won't even be anywhere close to the greatness that is Jama, lol.
Also, all the ladies are hawt and would totally let me bone them, lol. Just kidding but not really. Except for CUNTrygal, she's fucking insane. I'd know cause I'm Jama and totally fucking awesome.
Tl:dr version. Jama is the greatest. No one puts Jama in a corner.
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Post by slw2082 on Mar 12, 2017 20:32:29 GMT
P.s. Grape Ape
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Post by PepperAnn on Mar 12, 2017 20:36:45 GMT
All of these are insanely hilarious and spot on. LOL!!
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Post by jen on Mar 12, 2017 20:50:07 GMT
Damnit i shouldn't have gone first, Dnae and SLW did so much better! It doesn't say in the rules -can we submit multiple entries? :-P
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Post by JAMA on Mar 12, 2017 20:52:13 GMT
Wow! So far this is awesome. It's like reading me being awesome without doing any of the work that goes into it.
Multiple entries are accepted. The more me, the better. lol
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Post by page on Mar 12, 2017 20:55:52 GMT
Damnit i shouldn't have gone first, Dnae and SLW did so much better! It doesn't say in the rules -can we submit multiple entries? :-P Lol! Why not. People can have 2 tries. I guess there should be a deadline too. Sunday march 26, 2017 at 8:59 Eastern time zone. A minute before twd episode starts. |
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Post by JAMA on Mar 12, 2017 20:57:31 GMT
All of these are great so far.... Jen's post wasn't long enough but she went out LIKE A CHAMP with a Jama out. Nice touch. Danae gave me a mega boner. There were boner references, lots of egomania, ginger remarks, and plenty of "bitches". Nice. Sara! Wow! This lady knows me. "Just kidding, not really"  and following up with a back to back post saying "P.S. Grape Ape" LMAO! |
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Post by dee on Mar 12, 2017 23:07:05 GMT
Damnit i shouldn't have gone first, Dnae and SLW did so much better! It doesn't say in the rules -can we submit multiple entries? :-P Lol! Why not. People can have 2 tries. I guess there should be a deadline too. Sunday march 26, 2017 at 8:59 Eastern time zone. A minute before twd episode starts. Right so when's that in Dee time ? You gotta take away some minutes then add in DST or take away and carry the one and divide by three. Meh. It's all too hard. Who wants a crummy shirt about a show nobody watches ? It's probably page s old tee shirt, unwashed with the boob stretches in it anyway. |
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Post by page on Mar 13, 2017 0:06:01 GMT
Lol! Why not. People can have 2 tries. I guess there should be a deadline too. Sunday march 26, 2017 at 8:59 Eastern time zone. A minute before twd episode starts. Right so when's that in Dee time ? You gotta take away some minutes then add in DST or take away and carry the one and divide by three. Meh. It's all too hard. Who wants a crummy shirt about a show nobody watches ? It's probably page s old tee shirt, unwashed with the boob stretches in it anyway. You've just been disqualified  |
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and following up with a back to back post saying "P.S. Grape Ape" LMAO!
