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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 19:58:46 GMT
If you can get Hustler on-line you should go with save your eyesight by reading all their articles on the internet, where you can magnify them for better viewing... you do get it for the articles, right? I've got amazing eyesight. Fuck that magnifier. Also... Are you saying I can't read?!?!?! Jama read lots. Jama know words. Jama slowly sound out words with mouth. Neeeeegan pull out his Kuh- kuh- kuh- Niiiiiiife. See told you! Hmmmm.... I'm not sure how old you are, but eyesight usually starts going by your mid forties, lol remember these words. Then you start losing other things.....  |
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Post by JAMA on Apr 1, 2017 20:12:58 GMT
I've got amazing eyesight. Fuck that magnifier. Also... Are you saying I can't read?!?!?! Jama read lots. Jama know words. Jama slowly sound out words with mouth. Neeeeegan pull out his Kuh- kuh- kuh- Niiiiiiife. See told you! Hmmmm.... I'm not sure how old you are, but eyesight usually starts going by your mid forties, lol remember these words. Then you start losing other things..... The operative word here is "usually". Yes. Usually for mortals such as yourself, that might usually be the case. But I am Jama.... Lord of the Interwebs, Master of the forum thread. Slayer of trolls. Warden of internet porn and Protector of awesomeness.... All of which have nothing to do with eyesight. But shut up anyway! ;-) I'm 43 and I still have 20/15 vision. Just got my eyes checked last week. It was like my eyeballs grabbed a basketball and jumped from the top of the key and did a 360 degree spin, under the leg windmill SLAM DUNK into the hoop AND shattered the backboard!!!!!!1! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 20:59:19 GMT
Hmmmm.... I'm not sure how old you are, but eyesight usually starts going by your mid forties, lol remember these words. Then you start losing other things..... The operative word here is "usually". Yes. Usually for mortals such as yourself, that might usually be the case. But I am Jama.... Lord of the Interwebs, Master of the forum thread. Slayer of trolls. Warden of internet porn and Protector of awesomeness.... All of which have nothing to do with eyesight. But shut up anyway! ;-) I'm 43 and I still have 20/15 vision. Just got my eyes checked last week. It was like my eyeballs grabbed a basketball and jumped from the top of the key and did a 360 degree spin, under the leg windmill SLAM DUNK into the hoop AND shattered the backboard!!!!!!1! see? this is perfect for this thread, the last stand out, you just happen to be the last stand out for glasses in your forties, lol. The last person I told this too had perfect vision too, until she turned 40 six months later and had to go get her first pair of glasses, lmao. Sometimes being right is it's own reward. I'm sure you are well versed in that.  |
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Post by JAMA on Apr 1, 2017 23:22:24 GMT
The operative word here is "usually". Yes. Usually for mortals such as yourself, that might usually be the case. But I am Jama.... Lord of the Interwebs, Master of the forum thread. Slayer of trolls. Warden of internet porn and Protector of awesomeness.... All of which have nothing to do with eyesight. But shut up anyway! ;-) I'm 43 and I still have 20/15 vision. Just got my eyes checked last week. It was like my eyeballs grabbed a basketball and jumped from the top of the key and did a 360 degree spin, under the leg windmill SLAM DUNK into the hoop AND shattered the backboard!!!!!!1! see? this is perfect for this thread, the last stand out, you just happen to be the last stand out for glasses in your forties, lol. The last person I told this too had perfect vision too, until she turned 40 six months later and had to go get her first pair of glasses, lmao. Sometimes being right is it's own reward. I'm sure you are well versed in that. Of course! I'm always right. I tell myself this every single day when I look in the mirror with my better than average eyes. I say "Jama... You are right no matter how little you may know about any particular subject. Quantum physics... you're right. Real Estate... you're right. Brain surgery... you're right." And yes, I refer to myself as "Jama" even in the real world. When people ask me "WTF are you calling yourself? THATS not your name!" I say "Well on the internet it is my name." I'm also right when I make that statement. I could spend allllll day arguing the merits of why the sky actually isn't blue. In fact, right now where I live, it's grey.... NOT BLUE! See, I'm right again. lol |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 23:41:35 GMT
see? this is perfect for this thread, the last stand out, you just happen to be the last stand out for glasses in your forties, lol. The last person I told this too had perfect vision too, until she turned 40 six months later and had to go get her first pair of glasses, lmao. Sometimes being right is it's own reward. I'm sure you are well versed in that. Of course! I'm always right. I tell myself this every single day when I look in the mirror with my better than average eyes. I say "Jama... You are right no matter how little you may know about any particular subject. Quantum physics... you're right. Real Estate... you're right. Brain surgery... you're right." And yes, I refer to myself as "Jama" even in the real world. When people ask me "WTF are you calling yourself? THATS not your name!" I say "Well on the internet it is my name." I'm also right when I make that statement. I could spend allllll day arguing the merits of why the sky actually isn't blue. In fact, right now where I live, it's grey.... NOT BLUE! See, I'm right again. lol Jama, you know what they say about you ... They say when Jama is right, he's right, and when Jama is wrong, he's right. lol |
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Post by PepperAnn on Apr 1, 2017 23:46:31 GMT
I can't remember when I got rid of my land line. Maybe 10 years ago? I don't even have traditional cable/Sat TV service anymore. We have Netflix, Hulu and Vudu and I hear that some of these streaming services are going to begin offering a la cart type services where you just pay for certain networks instead of having to pay $50 a month for a bunch of channels you never watch. Oh wow that's a really good idea. |
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Post by PepperAnn on Apr 1, 2017 23:50:49 GMT
I still have my land line, it's only 10 bucks more and if you use your phone to make business calls from the house, you can hold it with your shoulder while you eat and surf the forum. Cell phone is too small for that and I hate talking with the speaker on. And the thing about getting rid of cable, is I've had an email address I've used for 15 years and hate to change it and the 24/7 local news channel that comes with Brighthouse (now Spectrum) only is available thru them. But one day, I feel a change is coming bc I think Spectrum is gonna suck. That's my problem. I need the news channels. |
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Post by thehainted on Apr 3, 2017 17:19:28 GMT
Hmmmm.... I'm not sure how old you are, but eyesight usually starts going by your mid forties, lol remember these words. Then you start losing other things..... The operative word here is "usually". Yes. Usually for mortals such as yourself, that might usually be the case. But I am Jama.... Lord of the Interwebs, Master of the forum thread. Slayer of trolls. Warden of internet porn and Protector of awesomeness.... All of which have nothing to do with eyesight. But shut up anyway! ;-) I'm 43 and I still have 20/15 vision. Just got my eyes checked last week. It was like my eyeballs grabbed a basketball and jumped from the top of the key and did a 360 degree spin, under the leg windmill SLAM DUNK into the hoop AND shattered the backboard!!!!!!1! Don't listen to em Jama, forties are the new mid twenties! |
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